Ever wonder what might happen if today's conservatives tried explaining Aesop's fables? Probably not. But I have, and here's the result!

Famous Fables Told Right is a 44-page illustrated paperback book featuring eight prominent American conservatives telling eight classic fables in their own words, including George W. Bush's version of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf," Donald Trump's attempt at "The Dog and Its Reflection," and Sarah Palin's unique perspective on "The Tortoise and the Hare." Other fables are told by Ann Coulter, Mitt Romney, Bill O'Reilly, Rick Perry, and Ted Cruz. Plus a foreword by Dr. Ben Carson!

"As I often say, knowledge is the foundation upon which we’re able to know things." From "The Boy Who Cried Wolf," as told by George W. Bush

"Frankly, nobody was even talking about this dog before I started going around the country telling his story." From "The Dog and Its Reflection," as told by Donald Trump